What if . . .

How Appealing also links to a couple of articles on the recent rulings regarding military recruitment on campus: "Don't ask' policy impairs military recruiting." The caption sparked a thought: haven't you ever wondered how recruiters would handle the whole "don't ask" rule? If you force the issue, how do they duck it? Do they just not say anything? Try to come up with an excuse? I've just got a weird scene running through my mind where the recruiter is trying desperately to come up with some veiled euphymism to express that the military life might just not be a viable option to a planted "recruit" in drag and a tiara, who plays deliberately stupid . . . .