I Knew It

Thanks to Matt, I've finally proven that my stupid zodiac sign is, like, absolutely nothing close to my personality.

You are 27% Capricorn

How much do you match your zodiac sign?

I always hated being a goat. I wanted to be something cool like a lion, the scales, or the hunter. Then I read the dang thing and found out I was supposed to be practical, uptight, materialistic, we-are-not-amused b*tch. Hey, now!



When I found out the Chinese had their own horoscope, I thought I'd found my chance to trade up. Nothing doing: I was born in the year of the sheep. I appear to be doomed to be eternally represented by some small, smelly barnyard animal.



Dammit.