Wednesday, June 15, 2005

Questions and Answers

Could whoever found this site by searching for "Wikipedia castration" please come back and explain whether it was the website or a person they were planning on castrating? And why?

For the person from Ohio who wants to know "Why hypenate Moore-Moore?" (sic) - Because Mooremoore looks really stupid.

For the person who was searching for an "exceptionally clever symptom" - If you're calling in sick, I'd say stick with the basics: cough, headache. If you get too clever, you're busted. If, on the other hand, you're looking for symptoms that you might actually be exceptionally clever, I'd probably mark this search up in the "no" column.

To the person who is using Google to research "Precedents regarding statute of limitations in regards to attempted murder": First you really should invest in Westlaw or Lexis. Then seek assistance in refining your boolean searches.

Hope this helps,

Kris

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