How About Something by Britney?

Then we can all run screaming for the borders.State 29 points out this editorial in the Quad City Times:

There’s nothing wrong with the State of Iowa that can’t be fixed with a good song. Never the mind that we are going into the new year with a few million bucks on the short side. What we need is something to pep us up. Or something romantic, so the kids won’t run away to the big cities...