Dweeze has a review up. For all those people who promised to come see me - tomorrow is your last chance. Your very last chance.
Think of the guilt if you don't show.
You'll have to spend way more buying me alcohol to soothe my hurt feelings than you would ever spend on a ticket.
And the suck-up value if you actually do make an appearance - priceless, no? It will probably obligate me to come to the next couple of events you're in. Ah, the power. It's going to your head already. I can hear it.
How often do you get to see me commit suicide? You can even laugh at it and no one will comment.
But if you throw things at me, I will find you and kick your ass.
'Nuff said.
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