The DM Register is Out to Get You

This post from Royce refers to the DM Register's revelation that most Iowans don't drive exactly 70 MPH:

Holy crap! 71.86 mph!!!
. . . .
We citizens of the great state of Iowa deserve and demand 100 percent compliance. Until then, expect the intrepid investigative reporters of the Des Moines Register will be watching you... always watching.

Oh, they're just annoyed because the big jump in fatalites they were predicting hasn't materialized.