Women: it's our fault if our man can't dress himself. Wait . . . so then, if women would only date rich guys, every man in the world would be rich? The Darwinian approach to economic policy?



Regardless of the logic, I do feel a certain sense of social responsibility. In the interests of bettering the male population, from now on I'm only going to insist on only dating hot guys. I mean, it's the least I can do for the cause, right?



(GDR)