Thursday, June 03, 2004

Courtesy of Overlawyered.com - an autopsy performed on a mouse claimed by the plaintiffs to have been found in a bowl of vegetable soup at a Cracker Barrel store reveals that the mouse died of a skull fracture - making it highly unlikely he got into the soup accidentally. Plaintiffs have been arrested for fraud.



This reads like some mouse-Sopranos episode: who offed Mickey? How did he get into the bowl of soup with his little cement shoes?



And who in the Cracker Barrel corporate office had the nerve to come forward with the brilliant suggestion - "We need an autopsy on that mouse." Where do you find a mouse coroner anyway? Did Quincy do this kind of work?

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