News Flash: It's Official

Airline baggage carriers can legally make fun of you if you have to leave your seat and come open your bag because your vibrator went off. Key quote:

The sexual comments alleged to be made by Anderson, including the
licking of lips, prompting the laughter of two other male Delta employees, while
distasteful in nature, are insufficient to support Koutsouradis’ claim for the
intentional infliction of emotional distress.

via How Appealing.