"Dear University of Arizona Law School:"

"I hereby inform you that the learning materials you provided for my Legal Ethics and Professional Responsibility coursework stand in conflict with my beliefs and practices in sex and morality. Pursuant to SB 1331, I demand you withdraw the materials and replace them with a more acceptable substitute. Examples of more appropriate materials include Playboy or Hustler articles related to the seduction of choice young support staff, and a copy of Machiavelli's 'The Prince.'"