Monday, August 22, 2005

Prosecutors vs. Public Defenders

This post on Ambivalent Imbroglio seems to discuss whether prosecutors are heartless or just misguided:
The public defender in this conversation simply could not accept that possibility because, again, he seemed to be of the opinion that prosecutors are something very close to pure evil and incapable of redemption. From his perspective, the big sin of prosecutors is that they simply do not care at all for defendants; they don't see a person accused of a crime, they see a criminal, and that's really not a human being at all, so all they want is to put that person away and get another X in the “win” column. The defender kept repeating: “They don't care about them [the accused]! They just don't care!” . . .

I don't love prosecutors or think they are generally terrific people. However, I'm willing to give them a bit more benefit of the doubt. Everyone I've known who has been or is on his/her way to becoming a prosecutor is motivated by a desire to help people and to do something good for society. I generally disagree with their methods toward this goal, but that doesn't mean I think they are evil. I think they are wrong. They think I am wrong. We disagree. But it also seems that it's crucial to have good people on the side of the prosecution—people with good judgment, people who really care about the responsibilities they carry and who will work hard to make good charging decisions and to conduct their prosecutions ethically and fairly.


Arbitrary and Capricious sums it up like this:
Well, yes, you can usually find a prosecutor in your area who fits this description, but the majority don't, and AmbImb is right to be skeptical of that p.d.'s claim. In my experience, P.D.'s and prosecutors have more in common than either care to acknowledge. For starters, there's the courtroom, and there's the notion of public service, which AmbImb notes that each define a bit differently, but come to sincerely (again, with the there's - one - in - every - jurisdiction exception). No, if anyone, if any one group of lawyers has nothing in common with p.d.'s, it's more likely to be BigLaw types than prosecutors.


If a former member of the ranks of this particular "axis of evil" may put her two cents worth in for a moment? Criminal law is all about helping people - nobody makes a fortune as a public lawyer on either side of the fence. There are many views on how best to go about it, from deterrence, counseling, punishment, to empowerment. There are also two sets of people to potentially feel sorry for: the victims and the accused. Does a lawyer abdicate his/her right to empathize with a victim of a horrific sex crime simply by choosing to work as a public defender? I think not. The same holds true for the prosecution, I didn't give up my sympathy for a defendant who had a hard upbringing or was a victim of circumstance simply because I chose to prosecute.

In my state, the PD's office is actually far better funded than the county attorney's office, which I understand it inopposite of most jurisdictions. So to become a prosecutor over a public defender was actually a pay cut, not a perk, for me. Why did I choose as I did? In my opinion, it afforded me the best opportunity to use my own judgment on how best to help people. Let me explain: my counterparts in the public defender's office were constrained in their approach by the wishes of their clients. They could advise, but they could not ultimately - ethically - exercise their independent judgment and advocate what was best for the accused and the victim, if it conflicted with their client. For example, maybe in some cases it would actually be best for a drug user facing a probable conviction to enter a halfway house treatment program. But if the drug user wanted to ask for nothing but complete exoneration and no penalty, that's what his lawyer had to go for. There was no wiggle room. On the other hand, I could look at a situation and see what I thought would be best. Is this guy actually a hard-core dealer, or just a kid who's had too many bad breaks? Within the sentencing limits required by law, over which I had no control, I could choose to request jail or prison for the former, and a suspended sentence with treatment for the latter. Working for the State didn't impede my ability to evaluate whether the evidence came from a tainted search and the charge should be thrown out, and I would not hesitate to tell officers so, either in a kind way when the mistake was understandable, or in less so when it was apparent they knew better and were trying to skirt the law. In crimes with victims, naturally my sympathies were with the victims, but that didn't negate my attempt to take a step back when it came to sentencing to use my best judgment in making my request

I recall one case, very early on, in which I actually did my best to assist the defendant. He was charged with keeping an unlicensed kennel, a crime of which he was unquestionably guilty. However, the neighbor who had reported the crime had a long-standing Hatfield/McCoy type dispute with him, and had actually shot one of his dogs when it had broken it's chain, wandered onto the neighbor's property and had gotten the chain entangled in a bush. The dog was restrained, not a danger, but under the law as it stood the neighbor had the right to shoot it. The reporting of the kennel was just another dig in this spat. I pulled the defendant aside prior to trial and offered to recommend a deferred prosecution if he just licensed his dang kennel. He refused, thinking he had some kind of constitutional argument. I proceeded with the prosecution, although I did incur a complaint to the ombudsman's office by the neighbor for refusing to call him as a witness. It took the defendant three-quarters of the way through the trial before he understood a conviction was inevitable. Because I don't punish people for being ignorant, I reiterated my offer, he pled, and we were done. Okay, it was a simple misdemeanor, but it makes my point: I knew what I thought was fair and was able to act on my discretion. If you're interested in seeing justice done, that's a good day's work.

I got sick to death of people presuming I needed to rack up convictions for some hypothetical record. No one cares what my conviction rate was, no one kept track. Again, I realize that might be different in other states, where assistants as well as county attorneys may be elected, or where rising through the ranks to acquire the county attorney spot might actually pay quite a bit of money. In my case, I was not elected, and aside from the "clients" nobody knew who I was. Making county attorney would have meant many, many increased headaches for a slight salary bump: no thanks. So, for me, I couldn't see the point of being married to statistics. It would take a special sort of competetive personality to put a non-tracked win-loss ratio ahead of justice. In fact, I would think that those people are far more likely to take the competitive biglaw or corporate law positions than to stick around in a county prosecutor's office. Though I do understand that there are some bad apples in every bunch.

To end this little rant, I guess I'm surprised that the issue would come up. My colleagues in the public defender's office of the counties where I worked were generally former prosecutors who'd made the jump primarily for pay reasons. I could trust them to give me the straight scoop on whether their guy was a career criminal (frequent flier) and they just thought the bust was bad, whether we were looking at an unusual situation of a good guy in the wrong circumstances, or whether we were just going to have to fight it out, regardless of the circumstances, because this was the one that would land their client in prison. I didn't think any less of them for doing their job, and vice versa. Generally, we could all go out for a beer and argue theory after the work week was over. Sometimes I won, sometimes they did. Sometimes we just made each other's head spin. Either way, we recognized the other side had valid points and it was only the balance of the two views that could make the system work. I'm sorry for the public defender who thinks all prosecutors are the antichrist because they're to rigid in their viewpoints. Something about casting the first stone comes to mind . . . ?

UPDATE: "Morning, Ralph." "Morning, Sam." - Alaskablawg says it best.

ROFL

Pierre Pierce Update

He's taken a plea.
Former Iowa Hawkeye basketball player Pierre Pierce pleaded guilty Monday to one count each of third-degree burglary, aggravated assault, false imprisonment and criminal mischief in the fourth degree.

Pierce, 22, reached a plea agreement Monday when prosecutors agreed to drop two 25-year, first-degree burglary charges in exchange for the guilty plea. . . .

Under questioning from Hulse, Pierce admitted he held his former girlfriend against her will and tried to sexually assault her.

‘‘I did hold (the woman) against her will when she tried to leave her home,’’ said Pierce, who was wearing a yellow shirt, tie and tan pants.

‘‘Did you intend to commit a sex act when you did this?’’ Hulse asked Pierce.

‘‘Yes, your honor,’’ Pierce said.

Prosecutors and defense lawyers will argue Oct. 14 at Pierce’s sentencing over how much prison time he should serve on the other three charges. The maximum sentence is now four years.

Fun with Algorithms

I've run into it before doing research on different claimed phobias, but it took a brilliant search by a Boing Boing reader to make it truly link-worthy.

See, there's this organization called CTRN ("Change That's Right Now". Catchy, huh?). It's plugging phobia treatments on the web. So it's got some kind of algorithm that catches google searches for different phobias and plugs the info into a pre-written script. Suffer from Clown Phobia? CTRN is #3 on your google search. Plug in your own phobia and have fun. NOTE: PhobiaFearRelease does about the same thing. So far, so good. But this is truly hilarious . . .

What is Prostitute Phobia?

Defined as "prostitutes, venereal disease, or stds", each year this surprisingly common phobia causes countless people needless distress.

To add insult to an already distressing condition, most prostitute phobia therapies take months or years and sometimes even require the patient to be exposed repeatedly to their fear.

(Is that legal??? Define "exposed.")
We believe that not only is this totally unnecessary, it will often make the condition worse.

(If you're talking STD's, I'm pretty certain it would make the condition worse.)
And it is particularly cruel as prostitute phobia can be eliminated with the right methods and just 24 hours of commitment by the phobic individual.

Known by a number of names - Cyprianoophobia, Cypridophobia, Cypriphobia, Cyprinophobia, Fear of Prostitues, and Fear of Venereal Disease being the most common - the problem often significantly impacts the quality of life. It can cause panic attacks and keep people apart from loved ones and business associates.
(ROFL. Can't even type.)
Symptoms typically include shortness of breath, rapid breathing, irregular heartbeat, sweating, nausea, and overall feelings of dread, although everyone experiences prostitute phobia in their own way and may have different symptoms. . .

(Oh, the imagination soars, it does).
If you are living with prostitute phobia, what is the real cost to your health, your career or school, and to your family life? Avoiding the issue indefinitely would mean resigning yourself to living in fear, missing out on priceless life experiences big and small, living a life that is just a shadow of what it will be when the problem is gone.

(Cure your fear of prostitutes and discover priceless life experiences . . . )
Whilst the original catalyst may have been a real-life scare of some kind, the condition can also be triggered by myriad, benign events like movies, TV, or perhaps seeing someone else experience trauma.

But so long as the negative association is powerful enough, the unconscious mind thinks: "Ahh, this whole thing is very dangerous. How do I keep myself from getting in this kind of situation again? I know, I'll attach terrible feelings to prostitutes, venereal disease, or STDs, that way I'll steer clear in future and so be safe." Just like that prostitute phobia is born. Attaching emotions to situations is one of the primary ways that humans learn. Sometimes we just get the wiring wrong.

(Okay, I can't breathe, and I just snorted coffee on the keyboard. . . )
Working with us, you'll rapidly train your unconscious mind to connect different, positive feelings to the stimuli that triggers the phobia. . . . We don't use hypnosis for Prostitute Phobia but our modern techniques are equally relaxing and enjoyable. Clients immediately notice that they feel different.

(I'll bet!)
You'll need to play your part, of course. Usually as part of the work with us there will be some easy and enjoyable homework for you to do, and that will be a key part of your success.

(Thank god I put the coffee cup down already. I don't think the keyboard could take any more.)
We have never met a case of Prostitute Phobia that could not be overcome using these methods. So please, whether or not you decide to work with us, make a decision to get over Prostitute Phobia now. If you trust us to help you, we offer two ways:

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(Id.)

Oh, and as Boing Boing puts it: "It even includes a semi-appropriate (and inadvertantly funny) stock photo in the design of the robo-generated page."

Thursday, August 18, 2005

For All You Girls

who haven't chosen a major yet . . .
On a recent visit to an old friend's childhood home, Amie discovered a piece of board-gaming history, and I'm compelled to share it. It's mere existence fascinates the hell out of me...

It's called "What Shall I Be?", and I imagine that when the Bay Shore, NY-based Selchow & Righter Company sent it to toy store shelves in 1966 that they saw it as a progressive step. "Let's get our little American girls ready for the wide-open working world!".

Looking at it now, nearly 40 years removed, it's mostly just a riot, or maybe kinda sad, depending on how far you think workplace gender equality has come since the mid-sixties.

Your goal? Be the first player to become a 'Career Girl' in your chosen field by collecting School Cards, Subject Cards, and Personality Cards that can either help or hinder you. The laughs start when you see what six future careers are available for young girls to choose from...

Yup, that's it. Teacher (College), Actress (Drama School), Nurse (Nursing School), Model (Charm School), Ballet Dancer (Ballet School), or Airline Hostess (Airline School).

Check out the link, Brad's got all the game pieces up and it's seriously non-PC. It's fascinating how things have changed.

A Unique Theory of Education

This editorial in the Daily Iowan appears to espouse the view that there should really be no standards for high school atheletes (or anyone else?) whatsoever:
High school is glorified baby-sitting. It exists because parents need a place for their children to be while they're at work. It's wonderful if a student can find intellectual satisfaction in fulfilling scholastic requirements. But do we really need to punish those who don't? If a football jock can sit through Western Civ or Advanced Typing without expiring from boredom, I say let him play, regardless of grades.


State 29 has the commentary.

I'm refraining - the whole thing presents such an easy target it's not worth the snark. But feel free to fill the comments.

Every Now and Again

We make ourselves look stupid.

Apparently, some Iowans have finally figured out there's an AIDS problem.

Coralville to Build 20-Story Vagina

Bad Pussycat . . .

Lions at a safari park in the north of England are prowling after Smart cars, in the apparent belief that the boxy little two-seat European city cars are worthy prey.

While we're at it, can we send them after the Scion XB? Ugliest car I've ever seen in my life.

OMG - Too Funny

Me: I am hoping to land a job with as a public defender once I am done with my clerkship.

Stink-boy-with-pointless-and-stupid-piercings: That's cool. I really liked all of my public defenders. So can I get your number?


Once when I was prosecuting I had a guy I'd sent up for his fourth OWI (only charged as second because of the age of the priors) ask a friend if she thought I'd go out with him. We were in the same bar at the time. I left. Fast.

Seriously?

Professor Yin has a post up on some fringe group that thinks it would be an awesome idea to repopulate the US with now-extinct native species: Elephants, lions, cheetahs . . .
It said large mammals were common across all continents until the Late Pleistocene wipeout that hit North America hardest and handed the world to smaller species. The largest mammals in the United States today are bison.

The Pleistocene epoch lasted from about 1.65 million years ago to 10,000 years ago.

"Large carnivores and herbivores often play important roles in the maintenance of biodiversity, and thus many extinct mammals must have shaped the evolution of the species we know today," the scientists wrote.

They said the pronghorn antelope's remarkable turn of speed must be due at least in part to the presence of the now extinct predatory American cheetah alongside it on North America's grasslands.

Reintroducing the modern relatives of the Late Pleistocene losers to North America could spark fresh interest in conservation, contribute to biodiversity and begin to put right some of the wrongs caused by human activities.

"Establishing Asian asses and Przewalski's horse in North America might help prevent the extinction of these endangered species and would restore equid species to their evolutionary homeland," the scientists wrote.

They proposed a second phase that would include reintroducing African cheetahs, lions and Asian and African elephants to large private parks.

Hell, why stop at the Pleistocene? Let's get us some sabre-tooth, , Neandertal, and Cave Bear DNA and repopulate them, too? Or better yet, use our Dinosaur DNA to create our very own version of Jurassic Park?

I mean, really. You think the deer problem is bad, wait until you hit an elephant on the highway. Talk about messy.

Thursday Quiz

This post from 2 Hot Chiks on Theresa's young soul made me curious as to how I'd be categorized. Fortunately, the internet has a test for every occasion.


You Are a Seeker Soul
You are on a quest for knowledge and life challenges.
You love to be curious and ask a ton of questions.
Since you know so much, you make for an interesting conversationalist.
Mentally alert, you can outwit almost anyone (and have fun doing it!).

Very introspective, you can be silently critical of others.
And your quiet nature makes it difficult for people to get to know you.
You see yourself as a philosopher, and you take everything philosophically.
Your main talent is expressing and communicating ideas.

Souls you are most compatible with: Hunter Soul and Visionary Soul

Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Fresh Law

The Iowa Court of Appeals has posted bunches of new cases this morning. Some of the things I saw while flitting through:

In the Interest of FB and TB involves a termination of parental rights of a woman with, among other problems, bi-polar disorder. One of her primary allegations was that she was wrongfully denied a guardian ad litem to help her sort out the case plan and legal issues. Unfortunately for her, the Court notes that she was fully represented by an attorney, seemed oriented enough to comprehend the legal issues at the termination hearing, and didn't even request the GAL until after the termination was well underway, despite having about 10 months to do so. The dissent, however, would've liked a closer look at the issue, based on the ADA: "I disagree with the majority’s decision to file an opinion in this case without the benefit of full briefing. Cassandra suffers from a bipolar disorder which handicaps her in her ability both to understand the legal process and parent her children. She makes claims under the Americans with Disabilities Act and further contends the State did not recognize and accommodate her disability in supplying those services required as a part of the reasonable efforts the State is required to make to preserve a family. See Iowa Code § 232.102 (2005). These are areas where prior cases provide little direction and I find the limited briefing hinders my review of these issues." It sounds like that's an issue that might come up in the future, given the wide range of problems that can be covered under ADA protection.

State v. Allen reiterates the idea that the state is strictly held to charging a person under the correct code sections. Angela Allen pled guilty to introducing a controlled substance into a detention facility in violation of 719.8, and possession of a controlled substance in a correctional institution in violation of section 719.7, both Class D felonies. The district court sentenced Allen to five-year indeterminate terms on each count, to be served consecutively. The problem: she'd brought the pot into Fort Dodge Correctional Facility. There are two statutes covering drugs in jails, prisons, and so forth: 719.7 prohibits controlled substances and intoxicating beverages into correctional institutions or institutions under the management of the department of corrections, and 719.8 prohibits the same items in detention facilities. Fort Dodge is a correctional institution, not a detention facility. The State tried to argue it's basically the same thing, and to overturn the conviction would frustrate the legislature's purpose. The Court disagreed: "With this background in mind, we conclude “correctional institution or institution under the management of the department of corrections” and “detention facility” are mutually exclusive terms. . . . By providing a statute for each, the legislature made a decision to treat detention facilities separately from correctional institutions and institutions under the control of the Department of Corrections. It is impermissible for this court to interfere with this decision “under the guise of construction,” . . . Finally, we do not think this conclusion leads to an absurd result . . . or frustrates the objects the legislature sought to accomplish . . . [r]ather, we conclude the two statutes target two similar but distinct harms. We must honor that distinction."

State v. Matlock dealt with the admission of other bad acts used to show intent, and prosecutorial misconduct. Matlock had been charged with willful injury and going armed with intent, both while being a habitual offender, after a confrontation in which he sliced the victim's face with a boxcutter. Matlock admitted the assault, but claimed he was acting in self-defense. Regarding the other bad acts issue, the Court found that evidence that Matlock had inflicted a 7" cut another man with some sharp instrument 11 days before the assault on this victim, and given yet a third guy a slice that required 18 stitches and surgery on the very same day, were both admissible to show the specific intent required by both the willful injury and going armed with intent charges: "Evidence of Matlock’s other intentional violent acts makes it more probable that his actions in this case were the product of intentional, voluntary decisions to inflict serious injury upon Riley. The fact that Matlock, in a short span of time, violently attacked two other individuals in a manner similar to his attack on Riley, raises a reasonable inference that his actions in this case were the product of specific intent rather than non-culpable justification. Because Matlock’s other bad acts were relevant proof of his intent to commit the offenses charged, and negated his claim of self-defense, the district court correctly concluded the exclusionary provisions of rule 5.404(b) did not apply." The prosecutorial misconduct appeared to be a closer call, the opinion shading the distinction between arguing that the jury can decide the testimony of the defendant was not believeable, and outright calling the defendant a liar. The appeal on this issue was technically for ineffective assistance of counsel, in that Matlock's attorney failed to object to the alleged prosecutorial misconduct. The Court found that the prosecutor's actions weren't clearly misconduct, and the failure to object to them didn't prejudice Matlock's case:
Matlock complains about a number of statements made by the prosecutor during the State’s closing argument. He argues the prosecutor improperly called him a liar, without actually saying the word “liar.” He also asserts the prosecutor’s remarks were demeaning and inflammatory. The prosecutor did suggest that Matlock’s testimony was not believable, stated that Matlock’s version of events was not “the truth” and was “ridiculous,” and at one point equated the possibility that certain of Matlock’s claims were true with the possibility that pigs will one day fly. Most of these comments were made in the context of the prosecutor’s review of the evidence, and her assertions as to what the evidence reasonably showed.

A prosecutor is entitled to some latitude during closing arguments in analyzing the evidence admitted at trial.” Graves, 668 N.W.2d at 874. While it is improper for a prosecutor to call the defendant a liar, a prosecutor is free to craft an argument that includes reasonable inferences based on the evidence. Id. at 876. Additionally, when a case turns on which of two conflicting stories is true, a prosecutor is allowed to argue certain testimony is not believable. Id.

Although some of the prosecutor’s statements were certainly inadvisable, and arguably inflammatory, in light of the foregoing standards we are not convinced they are tantamount to misconduct. We need not reach the question, however, as even if some of the prosecutor’s remarks constituted misconduct, we find Matlock has failed to prove that he was prejudiced by his counsel not objecting to the prosecutor’s statements. The misconduct Matlock complains about only occurred during closing arguments; it was not pervasive throughout the trial. We also note that the prosecutor never actually called Matlock a “liar.” She merely argued that his testimony should not be believed. Furthermore, the State’s evidence was strong in this case. Matlock admitted he attacked Riley, and his claim of self-defense was made less believable by the introduction of his other bad acts. Finally, although a curative instruction was not given, the jury was instructed that the arguments of counsel should not be considered evidence.

We conclude that Matlock failed to prove he was prejudiced by his counsel’s actions to such an extent that he was denied a fair trial. Accordingly, we reject his claim of ineffective assistance of counsel.


Benson v. Iowa District Court for Benton County is a nasty divorce case in which Benson was found to have been in contempt of court. Apparently, the guy drained his $65,000 401K account just prior to the trial. His ex claimed that he then came into court and testified at trial that the account was still intact. After the trial, when it came time to sell the family home as ordered by the court, Benson wouldn't answer the agent’s telephone calls, failed to sign listing documents, threatened the agent with legal action, and impeded her access to the house. Meanwhile, the court had ordered that he be responsible for making mortgage payments in the interim. He didn't do it. Benson claimed he couldn't make the payments because he was unemployed, and she hadn't given him a cash payment she was supposed to have made. Yet, he did manage to make a $25,000 cash payment on his credit card, though the minimum payment on the card was about $670. Finally, Benson was supposed to give his ex several items that were clearly listed on an exhibit incorporated into the decree. He wouldn't give them over, or allow her access to the house to get them. He claimed that the decree awarding her the items violated due process because it didn't set a time limit for him to give them over. The district court found Benson in contempt on all these counts, and sentenced him to 30 days in jail on each of these four issues, to be served consecutively. The Court of Appeals upheld all but one of these - it struck down the lying under oath on the 401K issue because it couldn't anywhere in the transcript where he said it was still intact. So it seems Mr. Benson is only going to jail for 90 days, not 120.

There are numerous other cases, so check out the court's website if you want to know what else went on.

Musings on Des Moines Topless PETA Protestor

This quote from an article on Tuesday's PETA protest in Des Moines brings up a couple of issues for me:
Des Moines Police Sgt. Todd Dykstra said Robertson, who wore a bikini bottom and hid her breasts with her forearm, didn't violate any laws "as long as she didn't unfold her arms."

Had Robertson done so, she would have been charged with indecent exposure, he said.



Issue #1: Is he referring to this indecent exposure law?
709.9 Indecent exposure.
A person who exposes the person's genitals or pubes to another not the person's spouse, or who commits a sex act in the presence of or view of a third person, commits a serious misdemeanor, if:
1. The person does so to arouse or satisfy the sexual desires of either party; and
2. The person knows or reasonably should know that the act is offensive to the viewer.

If so, could someone please tell me when breasts became genitals? I think it's more likely that the violation would be of Des Moines' Public Exposure ordinance:
Sec. 70-181. Public exposure.
(a) Except as provided in this section, no person shall expose the following parts of such person's body to another in any public place or in any place where such exposure is seen by another person located in any public place:
(1) A woman's nipple, the areola thereof, or full breast, except as necessary in the breast feeding of a baby.
(2) The pubic hair, pubes, perineum, or anus of a male or female; the penis or scrotum of a male; or the vagina of a female, excepting such body parts of prepubescent infants of either sex.
(b) This section shall not apply to limited or minimal exposures incident to the use of public restrooms or locker rooms or such other places where such exposures occur incident to the prescribed use of those facilities.
(c) This section shall not apply to exposures occurring in live stage plays, live theatrical performances, or live dance performances conducted in a theater, concert hall or similar establishment which is primarily devoted to theatrical performances.

Sorry to be picky, but in this case an indecent exposure conviction would raise the question of

Issue #2:
Is this the kind of thing we want to be on the sex offender registry? Does she need to be kept 2000 feet away from our public schools and required to register her address for the next 10 years because indecent exposure qualifies as an "other related offense" required for registry?

For my earlier discussion of this topic in which I suggest a two-tier indecent exposure law that differentiates between those with a sexual intent and run-of-the-mill skinny dippers or mooners, or in this case, protesters, go here.

Tuesday, August 16, 2005

After All that Work

investigating the Michael Gartner potential conflict of interest, reporting the lack of updates on the Des Moines jail system websites, decrying the failure to pass higher educational standards for student atheletes, and generally being snarky, State 29 is rewarded with an Instalanche . . . for accordian blogging.
Oooookaaay.

Kris from Anywhere but Here braved the crowds to get the pics. Hey, that's no minor task. You could poke an eye out with one of those funnel cakes.

Follow-Ups

Some old cases I was watching have been resolved:

1) Back in November I blogged on this religion in the schools case from California:
A California teacher has been barred by his school from giving students documents from American history that refer to God – including the Declaration of Independence. Steven Williams, a fifth-grade teacher at Stevens Creek School in the San Francisco Bay area suburb of Cupertino, sued for discrimination Monday, claiming he had been singled out for censorship by principal Patricia Vidmar because he is a Christian. . . .

Williams asserts in the lawsuit that since May he has been required to submit all of his lesson plans and supplemental handouts to Vidmar for approval, and that the principal will not permit him to use any that contain references to God or Christianity.

Among the materials she has rejected, according to Williams, are excerpts from the Declaration of Independence, George Washington's journal, John Adams' diary, Samuel Adams' "The Rights of the Colonists" and William Penn's "The Frame of Government of Pennsylvania."

Editorials threw fits decrying the banning of the Declaration as ridiculous:
BANNED from the classroom: the Declaration of Independence.

Before you do a double-take, let me assure you, it's no mistake. In a recent attempt to remove God from the public square, the document that symbolizes the founding of our nation has been censored in a California classroom.

as did blogs, and rightly so. Banning the Declaration of Independence is a ridiculous idea. Which is why I wondered if there was more to the story. I dug out a copy of the complaint on The Smoking Gun and found out that what he'd handed out were excerpts from these religious documents. I posted my questions:
And what if the context of these excerpts was a lesson entitled something like: "How God founded the United States Government and Why We are Wrong Not to Pray Thankfully to Jesus every day for our Freedom"? So when the school says he can't give the lesson he files suit and calls it ridiculous he can't teach the Declaration of Independence.

. . . .

Mr. Williams was required to run his educational materials past school censors when a parent complained after he used George W. Bush's Proclamation on the National Day of Prayer as an example of a presidential proclamation.

Again, what was the context of this lesson - a historical example of a presidential proclamation, or an hour long lesson on "Why I Pray to Jesus and You Should Too"? An interesting side note: according to the complaint, one of the other materials that was censored by the school was a handout entitled: "What Great Leaders Have Said About the Bible." That leads me to suspect that the materials might not have been confined to the historical context, but entered into the preaching/prostheletyzing hypothetical.

Since then, I've seen some evidence that my suspicions were correct. The San Francisco Chronicle reported it like this:
Williams complained that state-approved textbooks contain scant mention of how much Christianity meant to early America. So he handed out William Penn's Frame of Government of Pennsylvania, in which Penn wrote, "Government seems to me a part of religion itself, a thing sacred in its institution and end."

Williams also passed out a list of religious clauses in state constitutions such as Delaware's -- which in 1776 required officeholders to "profess faith in God the Father, and in Jesus Christ His only Son."

Then there was George Washington's prayer journal. And as an example of a modern-day presidential proclamation, Williams distributed President Bush's statement on National Prayer Day 2004, in which he said, "Prayer is an opportunity to praise God for His mighty works."

Some parents said Williams crossed the line into evangelizing, and they complained.

"My daughter came home one day and said, 'Mr. Williams talks about Jesus 100 times a day,' " said Mike Zimmers, whose daughter was Williams' student last year and began complaining on the second day of school. "She's adored every teacher she had until then."


UPDATE: According to the press, the suit has been settled. An NBC affiliate reports:
A fifth-grade teacher who sued a school district for restricting his use of historical documents with religious references has settled the lawsuit, ending a case that was thrust into the national debate on religion in education. . . .

Under the settlement, filed in federal court in San Jose on Thursday, no money will exchange hands and no school policies will be altered. The parties agreed not to file future claims based on the complaint. . . .

In April, U.S. District Judge James Ware dismissed three out of the lawsuit's four claims, saying that Williams' constitutional rights were not violated because teachers do not have a First Amendment right to determine classroom curriculum.

But the judge kept alive the claim that the principal singled Williams out because he is a self-described "orthodox Christian" by censoring and reviewing his supplemental teaching material while not doing the same for other teachers.

On Thursday, Ware dismissed the remainder of the lawsuit, which was set for a hearing in October, after the parties agreed to the voluntary settlement.


2) Via Overlawyered:
"A judge has set a trial date in a discrimination lawsuit filed against Southwest Airlines by two black passengers who were upset when a flight attendant recited a version of a rhyme with a racist history. ... [F]light attendant Jennifer Cundiff, trying to get passengers to sit down, said over the intercom, 'Eenie, meenie, minie, moe; pick a seat, we gotta go.'"

More info on Overlawyered with the details:
Grace Fuller claims that she suffered two epileptic seizures because a flight attendant used the phrase "Eenie, meenie, minie, mo, pick a seat, we gotta go" to passengers boarding an open-seating flight late; Fuller and her travelling companion, both African-Americans, ascribed racist meaning to the phrase, and sued under a variety of federal and state claims. . . .


UPDATE: The United States Court of Appeals for the Tenth Circuit affirmed the district court judgment for defendants: Sawyer v. Southwest Airlines.

OWI Law Unconstitutional?

It was a creative legal argument -- perhaps brilliant, some said -- and after a brief reflection, a Fairfax County judge bought it, declaring that key components of the state's drunken driving laws are unconstitutional.

In a decision that could prompt similar challenges nationwide, Judge Ian M. O'Flaherty cited a decades-old U.S. Supreme Court ruling when in the past month he dismissed charges against three alleged drunk drivers.


O'Flaherty, one of 10 judges who preside over traffic cases in Fairfax County District Court, ruled that Virginia's law is unconstitutional because it presumes an individual with a blood alcohol content of 0.08 or higher is intoxicated and denies a defendant's right to the presumption of innocence.


Read the article here.

via TalkLeft.

On a certain level, it is an interesting point. The argument is that .08 and it's prior .10 iteration actually use a presumption to determine the ultimate issue of guilt, thus evicerating the "presumed innocent" standard by a legislatively required presumption of guilt.

But I don't think I buy this. First, there are other presumptions allowable in criminal law - for example, presuming one intends the consequences of his/her actions:
200.1 General Criminal Intent
200.1 General Criminal Intent - Definition And Proof. To commit a crime a person
must intend to do an act which is against the law. While it is not necessary that a person knows the act is against the law, it is necessary that the person was aware [he] [she] was doing the act and [he] [she] did it voluntarily, not by mistake or accident. You may, but are not required to, conclude a person intends the natural results of [his] [her] acts.

(NOTE AND TANGENT: the instruction is from a mock trial, it's not online in it's entirety anywhere else that I can find, though the Supreme Court does discuss it in this case, and the Court of Appeals references it by number in this one. Why don't we put jury instructions online?).

Arguably, the OWI presumption is just another allowable inference to establish an element of a crime, that of intoxication. The State still needs to prove the driving/operating part. Also, there's the necessity of proving that the defendant tested over the .08 legal limit. The forensics and scientific testimony needed to establish the veracity of the test are not minor; cases in which the intoxilyzer results are challenged can be quite protracted. It's not like the State can just say "trust me on this one" if the defendant challenges the readout.

It should be interesting to see what comes of this one. If nothing else, props to defense counsel for an interesting argument.

UPDATE: I should also point out that Iowa's OWI law is different from Virginia's.

Iowa's OWI law states:
321J.2 Operating while under the influence of alcohol or a drug or while having an alcohol concentration of .08 or more (OWI).
1. A person commits the offense of operating while intoxicated if the person operates a motor vehicle in this state in any of the following conditions:
a. While under the influence of an alcoholic beverage or other drug or a combination of such substances.
b. While having an alcohol concentration of .08 or more.
c. While any amount of a controlled substance is present in the person, as measured in the person's blood or urine. . . .

8. In any prosecution under this section, evidence of the results of analysis of a specimen of the defendant's blood, breath, or urine is admissible upon proof of a proper foundation.
a. The alcohol concentration established by the results of an analysis of a specimen of the defendant's blood, breath, or urine withdrawn within two hours after the defendant was driving or in physical control of a motor vehicle is presumed to be the alcohol concentration at the time of driving or being in physical control of the motor vehicle. b. The presence of a controlled substance or other drug established by the results of analysis of a specimen of the defendant's blood or urine withdrawn within two hours after the defendant was driving or in physical control of a motor vehicle is presumed to show the presence of such controlled substance or other drug in the defendant at the time of driving or being in physical control of the motor vehicle.

Virginia's law states:
§ 18.2-266. Driving motor vehicle, engine, etc., while intoxicated, etc.

It shall be unlawful for any person to drive or operate any motor vehicle, engine or train (i) while such person has a blood alcohol concentration of 0.08 percent or more by weight by volume or 0.08 grams or more per 210 liters of breath as indicated by a chemical test administered as provided in this article, (ii) while such person is under the influence of alcohol, (iii) while such person is under the influence of any narcotic drug or any other self-administered intoxicant or drug of whatsoever nature, or any combination of such drugs, to a degree which impairs his ability to drive or operate any motor vehicle, engine or train safely, (iv) while such person is under the combined influence of alcohol and any drug or drugs to a degree which impairs his ability to drive or operate any motor vehicle, engine or train safely, or (v) while such person has a blood concentration of any of the following substances at a level that is equal to or greater than: (a) 0.02 milligrams of cocaine per liter of blood, (b) 0.1 milligrams of methamphetamine per liter of blood, (c) 0.01 milligrams of phencyclidine per liter of blood, or (d) 0.1 milligrams of 3,4-methylenedioxymethamphetamine per liter of blood. A charge alleging a violation of this section shall support a conviction under clauses (i), (ii), (iii), (iv), or (v).

For the purposes of this article, the term "motor vehicle" includes mopeds, while operated on the public highways of this Commonwealth.

§ 18.2-269. Presumptions from alcohol or drug content of blood.
A. In any prosecution for a violation of § 18.2-36.1 or clause (ii), (iii) or (iv) of § 18.2-266, or any similar ordinance, the amount of alcohol or drugs in the blood of the accused at the time of the alleged offense as indicated by a chemical analysis of a sample of the accused's blood or breath to determine the alcohol or drug content of his blood in accordance with the provisions of §§ 18.2-268.1 through 18.2-268.12 shall give rise to the following rebuttable presumptions:

(1) If there was at that time 0.05 percent or less by weight by volume of alcohol in the accused's blood or 0.05 grams or less per 210 liters of the accused's breath, it shall be presumed that the accused was not under the influence of alcohol intoxicants at the time of the alleged offense;

(2) If there was at that time in excess of 0.05 percent but less than 0.08 percent by weight by volume of alcohol in the accused's blood or 0.05 grams but less than 0.08 grams per 210 liters of the accused's breath, such facts shall not give rise to any presumption that the accused was or was not under the influence of alcohol intoxicants at the time of the alleged offense, but such facts may be considered with other competent evidence in determining the guilt or innocence of the accused;

(3) If there was at that time 0.08 percent or more by weight by volume of alcohol in the accused's blood or 0.08 grams or more per 210 liters of the accused's breath, it shall be presumed that the accused was under the influence of alcohol intoxicants at the time of the alleged offense; or

(4) If there was at that time an amount of the following substances at a level that is equal to or greater than: (a) 0.02 milligrams of cocaine per liter of blood, (b) 0.1 milligrams of methamphetamine per liter of blood, (c) 0.01 milligrams of phencyclidine per liter of blood, or (d) 0.1 milligrams of 3,4-methylenedioxymethamphetamine per liter of blood, it shall be presumed that the accused was under the influence of drugs at the time of the alleged offense to a degree which impairs his ability to drive or operate any motor vehicle, engine or train safely.

B. The provisions of this section shall not apply to and shall not affect any prosecution for a violation of § 46.2-341.24.


(emphasis mine).

Note the difference: Iowa law defines the offense OWI as operating while having a BAC over .08, period. It indicates that a test over .08 within 2 hours of the offense gives a presumption that the test was over .08 at the time of the offense. It does NOT state that a test over .08 gives a presumption that the person was "under the influence," "under the influence" is actually a separate prong of the OWI violation that can be proven without a test or even with a test under .08. Intoxication, while used in the title of the statute, is not actually included in any of the prohibatory language itself. Virginia does it a bit differently: it uses similar prohibitions, both over .08 and "under the influence" are prohibited, but in different prongs. However, it's presumption language doesn't state that a test over .08 establishes a presumption it was over .08 at the time of the offense, rather it states that a test over .08 establishes the person was intoxicated at the time of the offense. The drafters were getting at the same thing - you have a window of opportunity in which to test and the test will reflect the BAC at the time of operation. But in this case, the slight difference in phraseology got one judge to throw out the Virginia statute.

Still, the whole thing's an interesting topic for debate.

Just in Time for Football Season

Air-conditioned jock straps.

Monday, August 15, 2005

Reality TV, or a New Torture Method from the People at Abu Ghraib?

You make the call.

Criminally Stupid

Robbing the host of a live TV show . . . during the show.

"I just make pipe bombs for fun, and I forgot I'd put one in the suitcase, officer. It's all just a silly mixup, this kind of thing happens all the time. My bad. Can I board now?"

via Dave Barry.

If you knock over a bank, you might want to consider lying low for a while.

A Protected Class for the Fugly

Usually, the thing to remember in discrimination suits is that you need to have a protected class: race, religion, gender, etc. Only these suspect classes can be used to infringe on an individual's ability to choose who they want to hire/rent to/hang out with. But sometimes discrimination categories can be fluid Have Opinion, Will Travel posted a link today to the California case of Yanowitz v. L'Oreal. Besides her sex and age discrimination claims, Yanowitz alleged that L’Oreal had retaliated against her for refusing to terminate the female employee whom Jack Wiswall (the general manager of the designer fragrance division) considered unattractive. The Court slid this into the "sex discrimination" category, based on the fact Mr. Wiswall had apparently never complained about "unattractive" guys:
L’Oreal does not claim that such disparate treatment on the basis of sex is
permissible under the FEHA, but maintains that the evidence presented at the
summary judgment motion was insufficient to support a reasonable belief that
Wiswall’s order represented an instance of impermissible disparate treatment on
the basis of sex. We disagree. Yanowitz presented evidence that Wiswall ordered
her to terminate a female sales associate simply because he felt the associate was
“not good looking enough,” and directed her to “[g]et me someone hot.” On a
subsequent visit to the Macy’s store, when Wiswall discovered Yanowitz had not
terminated the sales associate, he pointed out a young attractive blonde woman
and stated, “God damn it, get me one that looks like that.” Although Yanowitz
repeatedly requested that Wiswall provide her with “adequate justification” for the
dismissal, he failed to respond to the request. As noted, Yanowitz additionally
stated that she had hired and supervised both male and female sales associates for
a number of years, and never had been asked to fire a male sales associate because
he was not sufficiently attractive. . . .

We conclude that, on this record, a trier of fact properly could find that
Wiswall knew that Yanowitz’s refusal to comply with his order to fire the sales
associate was based on Yanowitz’s belief that Wiswall’s order constituted
discrimination on the basis of sex — that is, the application of a different standard
to a female employee than that applied to male employees — and that her
opposition to the directive thus was not merely an unexplained insubordinate act
bearing no relation to suspected discrimination. . . . A
trier of fact properly could find that by repeatedly refusing to implement the
directive unless Wiswall provided “adequate justification,” Yanowitz sufficiently
conveyed to Wiswall that she considered the order to be discriminatory and put
him on notice that he should reconsider the order because of its apparent
discriminatory nature. . . . Thus, we conclude that Yanowitz presented sufficient
evidence to satisfy the protected activity element of her prima facie case."

Another Quiz

Your IQ Is 135
Your Logical Intelligence is Genius Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius Your Mathematical Intelligence is Exceptional Your General Knowledge is Genius


the Prankster
(39% dark, 30% spontaneous, 22% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | LIGHT


Your humor has a slightly more intellectual or even conceptual slant to it. You're not pretentious at all, but you aren't into what some would call 'low humor'. This isn't to say you wouldn't laugh at a good dirty joke, but you'd definitely prefer something clever to something moist. You probably like well-thought-out pranks and/or spoofs and it's highly likely you've tried one of these things yourself. In a lot of ways, yours is the most entertaining type of humor.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Conan O'Brian - Ashton Kutcher



My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
free online dating free online dating
You scored higher than 16% on dark
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You scored higher than 8% on spontaneous
free online dating free online dating
You scored higher than 21% on vulgar
Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid

Cool Stuff

10,000 superballs rolling down a San Francisco street.

Jelly Belly Wine Combos.

A beer-bottle pipe organ.

Make fire from water.

Ew.

Monday Quiz

Season = Winter
You're Most Like The Season Winter ...

You're often depicted as the cold, distant season.
But you're incredibly intelligent, mature and
Independant. You have an air of power around
you - and that can sometimes scare people off.
You're complex, and get hurt easily - so you
rarely let people in if you can help it. You
can be somewhat of a loner, but just as easily
you could be the leader of many. You Tend to be
negative, and hard to relate to, but you give
off a relaxed image despite being insecure -
and secretly many people long to be like you,
not knowing how deep the Winter season really
is.

Well done... You're the most inspirational of
seasons :)


?? Which Season Are You ??
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Thursday, August 11, 2005

'Fess Up

Inquiring minds want to know: was it the State or the defense who used their pre-emptory strike to get U.S. District Judge Linda Reade off a Linn County jury panel?

And the Winner of My $950,000 Award Is . . . . Me!

State 29 does a bit of investigative reporting on the $950,000 award from the Vision Iowa board Wednesday for stadium renovations to Principal Park in Des Moines, home of the Iowa Cubs. He points out that Michael Gartner, one of the main owners of the Cubs, was previously . . . the head of the Vision Iowa board.

As Drew Miller says, good call.

Theater Stuff

First, I can't resist linking to last week's this feature story on Catalyst Acting Company co-founder Jeff Shields.

(Hi, Jeff!!! Betcha thought you snuck one past me!)

The Catalyst website is here. The company doesn't have any plays in the works at the moment, but does hold a Cabaret every third Tuesday night at the Siren nightclub in Iowa City. This Tuesday, August 16th, is Las Vegas Night, and will feature Vegas-themed songs from local musical theater performers. There's a $3 cover to fundraise for the group.

Caveat: As I said before, after a few gin and tonics at the last cabaret, I agreed to perform at this one. "Come on," they said. "It's just fancy karaoke." Yep. Karaoke. With real musicians and professional singers. And me, going, "So, will somebody hit me when I'm supposed to come in?" Listen, I don't read music. I haven't sang since junior high choir. I don't even know what key my range is in. I reserve the right to chicken out.


After the little mix-up a while back, Book of Liz is finally coming back to Dreamwell this weekend:
Dreamwell is known for producing offbeat and innovative plays and The Book of Liz is no exception. Each of its four-member cast plays multiple characters in this hilarious comedy recounting the adventures of Sister Elizabeth Donderstock, who leaves the Amish-like community of Cluster Haven (known as the Squeamish) to find her way in the world after Reverend Tollhouse decides to allow meddling newcomer, Brother Brightbee to “improve” the production of cheese balls, Liz’ specialty and the foundation of the Cluster Haven economy.

Sister Donderstock is demoted to harvesting chives and decides to look beyond Cluster Haven to try her luck at finding a more rewarding existence. Along the way she meets Mr. Peanut (actually a Ukrainian woman named Oxana) who invites her to live with her family of Cockney-accented Ukrainian immigrants. They find a job for her at the Plymouth Crock Family Restaurant, a pilgrim-themed eatery run by recovering alcoholics. Surprisingly, Liz fits right in.

Back in Cluster Haven, things are not going well. Brother Brightbee can’t make a tasty cheese ball and sales are plummeting. Will Cluster Haven survive?

Directed by Jeff Shields

Cast:

Rev Tollhouse, Visil and Duncan - Kevin Burford
Elizabeth Donderstock - Chris Hunt
Sister Butterworth, Oxana, Cecily Cole, Visitor, Dr Ginley, Ms Foxley - Madonna Smith
Brother Nathaniel Brightbee, Yvone, Donny Polk, Rudy Bruton - Josh Sazon

Shows are 8:00 p.m. on August 12th and 13th, at the new Dreamwell space upstairs in Old Capitol mall. It's a cool space, check it out. I'm going tomorrow night. It's the funniest thing I saw last season, and I wouldn't miss it. Tickets are $12.00 for the general public, Seniors 65 and over $10.00, and $8.00 for students (with ID), and can be picked up and paid for (by cash or check only) the night of the show. You can order online at the Dreamwell site.

UPDATE: The Caberet has been cancelled. No, it wasn't my singing.

You Don't Hear This One Every Day

"At the end of shows people come and tell me, 'Wow what a great penis you are.' I take that as a compliment now," Cohen told the Jerusalem Post.

What the World Needs Now Is . . .

Pretty potties?



Phallic food?



Poop Perfume?



And they say genius is dead . . .

New Evidence

for the link between violence and competetive sports.

That's the Best You Could Come Up With?

The cabbie who picked up the couple suspected in a deadly courthouse escape in Tennessee said Thursday he did not buy their story that they needed to get to Columbus, Ohio, for an Amway convention.

Wednesday, August 10, 2005

Odd

Saw a link to this article on Crimlaw:
"The sixth week of Delaware's "Checkpoint Strikeforce" campaign resulted in 22 arrests for DUI charges as well as the arrest of one man who is accused of trying to run down two volunteers from Mothers Against Drunk Driving (MADD). . . According to the police, the driver then tried to flee the checkpoint and in the process nearly ran over two members of Delaware’s MADD chapter who were assisting police at the checkpoint."

Inquiring minds want to know: what exactly were MADD volunteers doing at a police checkpoint?

Show Me the Money

Iowa Pork Forest has a post on the new restrictions for the proposed fake rainforest in Coralville.

It's a valid question: they require developers to "maintain it as an indoor rain forest, aquarium and educational facility for 21 years and as a "museum quality" tourist attraction in the years following, or else have ownership revert to the city."

If the developers fail, what's the city going to do with it? Auction it off on Ebay?

Wasted? I Don't Think So.

Yahoo news has this article:
At many top law schools, the third year is famously relaxed, a halcyon interlude between rigorous introductory courses and the long hours that await graduates at law firm jobs. There is research and volunteer work, but also a lot of bar-hopping and little studying: 15 hours per week, according to one survey at 11 law schools, compared to 33 hours for first-year students. . . .

Some educators want to see the third year beefed up, arguing the law is more complex than ever and future lawyers need more preparation, both for the bar and exam and for their careers. But others want it dropped.

Critics say there's so much law that students will learn most of it on the job, anyway. They see the third year as a revenue racket, a full-employment scheme for faculty that comes at the expense of non-elite school students and discourages them from taking public service jobs.

Ann Althouse disagrees:
Third year should be full of the most challenging material -- of which there is plenty in the law. Anyone who thinks law school should be easier for law students needs to spend more time thinking about their future clients. And if you think I'm being too harsh toward law students, I would say that the law students themselves should demand an intensely challenging experience for their time and money.

I'm siding with Althouse on this one. The first year of law school is spent just figuring out how to read caselaw, interpret statutes, and get the hang of the Socratic method. The second is spent doing all the extra-curricular stuff that impresses future employers, killing yourself on journals and moot court competitions. You also start to figure out what areas of the law you're particularly drawn to and might want to consider specializing in. I spent my third year working as a prosecuting intern (figuring out what it's really like to be a lawyer), filling in the spotty areas on the resume with various activities, taking classes more geared towards my particular interests (and areas covered on the bar that I needed particular help with), interviewing, and so forth. I must've missed the party train, 'cause my third year of law school was not "wasted," euphemistically or otherwise.

A Worthy Cause

Remember Fred Phelps, the guy who picketed Matthew Shepherd's funeral? Well, he's got a new cause. Apparently, he's decided that soldiers who die in Iraq are actually killed by God in retribution for how the US has treated the Westboro Baptist Church:
"This nation bombed and raided the Westboro Baptist Church, and now the Holy God that Inhabits Eternity is repaying those heinous acts with His retaliatory wrath; "Vengeance is mine; I will repay, saith the Lord" (Rom. 12:19).To most effectively cause America to know her abominations (Ez. 16:2), WBC will picket the funerals of these Godless, fag army American soldiers when their pieces return home. WBC will also picket their landing spot, in Dover, Delaware early and often."

Their latest target is the funeral of Sgt. Bryan Opskar, who was killed on July 23 when a roadside bomb exploded.

Sean Serrine at Objective Justice has a post up on the issue, and is doing something about it:
For every person that links to this story I will personally send $1 to Sgt. Christopher Taylor's family. Please, tell your friends and bombard me with links! I'm hoping there are at least 200 patriots out there that want to spread this message. Since we can't stop the idiots from picketing, let us at least let these families know that we feel their pain and that real Americans aren't anything like Phelps.

Okay, Iowa Bloggers, let's rise to the challenge. Regardless of our position on the situation in Iraq, this is a worthy cause.

Am I Missing Something

or does this column suggest newcomers to Iowa should adapt by becoming racist religious bigots who are oblivious to social niceties and obsessed with the hog market and their neighbor's sex lives?

Choose Your Caption



"No, I don't want to contribute to the Coalition Against Gun Violence. How did you get this number?"

Ummm. . .

ouch?


(Note: Two weeks???)

I just had to know



Which Nigerian spammer are You?

Tuesday, August 09, 2005

Darwinian Isolation?

I followed a link from John Deeth's blog and found this post: Why my dad may live a lonely old age. Excerpt:
My mom and dad are almost exactly the same age, but when my parents divorced, my dad started dating younger women. As he got older, the age gap between him and his girlfriends got wider. When I was ten, he got serious with a woman in her early thirties (about 8 years younger than he); by the time I was in my late teens, his girlfriends were typically 15 or more years younger. And they were always very pretty, and petite. . . .

But he is now in his 60s, and he hasn't had a girlfriend for at least five years. He's told me stories about attempted seductions, such as the time when a woman invited him home to get high with her and then tried to get him to stay. He fled once he realized what her agenda was. (Yes, my dad tells me these kinds of stories, whether I want him to or not). The problem, he says, is that even though he can still attract women who are much younger than he is, he is old enough now that even these much younger women are too old for him. He told me that he is not attracted to the women who are attracted to him. And so, even though he'd like to have a girlfriend, and he is lonely sometimes, and hasn't had sex in a long time (something I'd honestly prefer not to know) he is alone because he doesn't find 50 year old women attractive.

The theory batted around in the New Yorker is that the "onslaught of porn is responsible for deadening male libido in relation to real women, and leading men to see fewer and fewer women as “porn-worthy.” Far from having to fend off porn-crazed young men, young women are worrying that as mere flesh and blood, they can scarcely get, let alone hold, their attention."

Hmmm.

Taking a few minutes to reflect on my single male acquaintances, I don't think the theory, as a whole, holds water. I'm seeing plenty of men in committed relationships, and dating doesn't seem to be going out of style. I admit there is some shift toward trimming pubic hair and such, which appears to have arisen from the porn industry, but centerfolds and cybersex don't hardly seem to be replacing the real thing.

EXCEPT

There is a certain subset of the male species that seems to be hung up on the idea of dating the much younger woman, or can't seem to put down the porn for the real thing. I know a few of those, and it doesn't take the Magic 8-Ball to see where they're going to end up: 60, alone, and wondering why all the 20-something babes think they're skeevy. (Clue to the clueless: because you're a dirty old man, dumbass).

Personally, I find it a rather Darwinian process. For a 40+ man to date a twentysomething involves either an extraordinarily mature woman or an extraordinarily immature man. Given that all these guys seem to date are twenty-somethings, I think we can safely assume which is which. It also goes without saying that a man who prefers the mindless porn to the complications of live sex is a bit lacking on the maturity scale. In my observation, this same immaturity compels them to forgo a long-term, meaningful relationship and the inevitable aging that entails, prefering instead either one-night-stands, cybersex, or a string of shorter committed relationships, none of which is conducive to the raising of kids. Either they choose not to be in a real relationship, or they behave so abominably (cheating, etc.) that anyone with half a brain stays the hell away from them.

By the time the lonely old age has set in, these men have either never fathered children, or have taught their kids by example not to follow in their footsteps. Thus, the immaturity is weeded out of the gene pool, or at least kept to a minimum.

Unlike some of the female commenters, I'm not so alarmed by the trend. It's not fun to find out someone you've gone out with is one of these, particularly if he's an otherwise nice guy. But once you recognize the signs, you can usually spot it early enough to preclude any real damage. The only women who should have a problem are the "but I can fix him" types, and let's face it, they are practically a DSM-IV category themselves.

Darwin Award Nominee - Criminal of the Year Category

I've decided we need a new category for the Darwin Awards: People who voluntarily weed themselves out of the gene pool by committing stupid crimes that guarantee prolonged visits to their friendly neighborhood jail. My first nominee for this year's award is Iowa's own Jessie Joe Hill.

At 32, Mr. Hill had already been arrested and jailed or imprisoned for various felonies and misdemeanors, among them felony domestic assault, theft first degree, and miscellaneous OWI and drug charges. According to the Register, he'd also been arrested ten different times for driving with a suspended or barred license - I got tired of counting and skipped straight to the felonies, so I'll take their word for it. After being in some trouble at the beginning of the year, Mr. Hill had been out of the courtroom for awhile, so he apparently decided to resume driving. According to the article, he was out cruising in a stolen pickup truck, when he saw a motorist run a stop sign. Shocked at this flagrant violation of our laws, he decided to flip on the flashing yellow light that this particular stolen vehicle was equipped with, and pull the motorist over. He was apparently in the process of giving the driver a "warning" when, unfortunately for Mr. Hill, a real police officer came upon the scene. Mr. Hill has now been arrested for impersonating an officer, driving while barred (again), and second degree theft. Given his record, if he's found guilty I suspect he'll be out of the gene pool for quite some time.

If You Want to Know

Eugene Volokh's got an article posted on how to read caselaw.

On the Edge

Matt's back from the Appalachian Trail, and he's got pics.

Quote of the Day

Goes to State 29 for his post on Vilsack's comments about Iowa's new speed limit:

"What was interesting to us is that a lot of people weren't going 70," Vilsack says.

The governor spends most of his time in the passenger seat as he's escorted by state troopers.

Next week Vilsack will probably be shocked to discover that the toilet paper roll in his bathroom at Terrace Hill never seems to run out.

Shocking

Now this is news.

Don't Mess with BTQ Guys

Fitz-Hume killed a rattlesnake with a clothes hanger and a kitchen knife. Color me impressed. I fling large objects and use half a can of Raid if so much as a wasp gets inside my house.

Too Funny

Tuesday, August 02, 2005

Semi-Fresh Law

In my week-long unanticipated blog-vacation, I missed two rounds of Iowa Supreme Court Opinions. The first batch were posted on Friday the 31st.

BELLVILLE V. FARM BUREAU was an insurance law case:
FACTS
Bellville was on his motorcycle with his wife as a passenger, headed north on Edgewood Road in Cedar Rapids. They were coming up onto the O Avenue NW intersection - the intersection is at the crest of the hill and O Avenue tees into Edgewood from the east. Bellville had been traveling in the outside lane, but in the block before the intersection, the traffic in front of him slowed, so he pulled into the inside lane. He was accelerating as he came up the hill towards the traffic light. He saw the traffic light change to yellow, but he did not think he could stop in time without locking up his brakes so he decided to proceed through the intersection. Meanwhile, Schueler southbound on Edgewood Road, pulling into the left-turn lane on Edgewood Road to turn east onto O Avenue, stopping to let northbound traffic pass before making his turn. When the light changed to yellow, he saw traffic in the northbound, outside lane slow to stop at the intersection, but did not see Bellville’s motorcycle. Schueler started to turn left; Bellville saw Schueler’s car, but was unable to stop his motorcycle. Bellville’s motorcycle struck the right rear quarter panel of the Schueler vehicle just behind the rear tire. The impact occurred in the center of Bellville’s lane of travel. Sue Ellen Bellville died immediately. The investigating officer concluded in his official report that a “contributing circumstance” to the accident was that Roger Bellville “Ran Traffic Signal.” He concluded there were no “apparent” contributing circumstances related to Schueler’s driving or his vehicle.

Schueler's policy had limits of $50,000, which were offered to Bellville in settlement. Bellville notified Farm Bureau, his own insurer, of the offer and his intention to demand payment under his underinsured motorists' coverage, with his policy limit for that coverage being $300,000. Early in 2000, he demanded the $300,000 limits from Farm Bureau, and their consent to take the $50,000 from Schueler's policy and settle that part of the claim. The $300,000 demand was at some point lowered to $270,000, but Farm Bureau refused both the demand and to consent to the settlement. The rationale: it thought the plaintiff’s damages had a potential value of only $300,000. In addition, the defendant attributed 30% of the fault to Bellville, which would diminish Bellville’s projected recovery from Schueler. Farm Bureau also factored in Bellville’s $50,000 recovery from Schueler’s liability insurer to further reduce the potential sum recoverable under the UIM coverage. Bellville sued Farm Bureau first on the contract claim, for the $300,000 he alleged was owed under the policy, and then in a suit alleging bad faith based on two grounds: (1) Farm Bureau’s undervaluation of Bellville’s UIM claim; and (2) Farm Bureau’s refusal to consent to Bellville’s settlement with the underinsured motorist.

ANALYSIS
The key to the bad faith part of the case is in the "fairly debatable" standard. To establish Farm Bureau’s bad faith, the plaintiff was required to prove (1) Farm Bureau had no reasonable basis for denying the plaintiff’s claim or for refusing to consent to settlement, and (2) the defendant knew or had reason to know that its denial or refusal was without reasonable basis. Under Iowa law, a reasonable basis exists for denial or partial denial if the insured’s claim is fairly debatable either on a matter of fact or law. Even if the insurer loses on that issue at a trial on the underlying case, it doesn't mean it acted in bad faith: the issue isn't which party would win the debate, but whether a debate existed at all. Finally, even when the insurer lacks a reasonable basis for its denial of a claim, liability for bad faith will not attach unless the insurer knew or should have known that the basis for denying its insured’s claim was unreasonable - in other words, undebatable.

The court first looked at Farm Bureau's assigning 30% and decided the extent of Bellville's fault was fairly debatable, therefore it was reasonable for Farm Bureau to rely on its assessment of Bellville’s comparative fault to determine its liability under the UIM coverage. It then looked at the issue of value. At trial in the underlying tort claim, the jury had valued the claim at $756,714.95:
"This figure was broken down as follows: (1) loss of accumulation to the estate: $100,000; (2) loss of support: $150,000; (3) loss of consortium: $500,000; and (4) interest on burial expense: $6,714.95. (The jury also found Bellville was 5% at fault.)"

The Court reasoned that since Farm Bureau had not unreasonably placed 30% of the fault on Bellville, the issue was whether the claim at full value was worth more than $415,000:
The sum of $415,000 was calculated as follows. There are three known factors affecting Farm Bureau’s assessment of its liability. As the plaintiff concedes, Farm Bureau would have been entitled to reduce the plaintiff’s total damages by $50,000 for the payment made by Schueler’s liability insurer. In addition, as we have already discussed, Farm Bureau had a reasonable basis to deduct 30% from the damages sustained by Bellville individually to account for his comparative fault. Finally, the highest value Farm Bureau could have been expected to place on the economic damages is $250,000, meaning the balance of any total damage figure must be attributed to loss of consortium, a component subject to reduction for Bellville’s comparative fault. Thus, the calculation of damages required to warrant a UIM payment of $270,000 is: $415,000 (consisting of $100,000 loss of earnings, $150,000 loss of support, and $165,000 loss of consortium) minus $94,500 (30% fault on Bellville’s damages) minus $50,000 (tortfeasor payment) equals $270,500.


Bellville argued that 1) The insurers were unreasonable in taking into account the range of prior settlements on similar cases, prior jury verdict ranges should have been the dispositive measure of value; 2) Testimony of an insurance expert that a reasonable insurer would have paid the verdict supports the finding that Farm Bureau acted unreasonably. Given that the proper valuation of the claim is what a jury would award as the damages due to the insured by the tortfeasor, the Court found that while prior verdicts and prior settlements can be looked at, neither is a wholly reasonable basis for valuation standing alone - the insurer is neither entitled to rely wholly upon them without regard to the quirks of the instant claim, neither is the insured obligated to pay a figure found solely on them. Regarding the testimony of the insurance expert, the Court found "is not enough for Bellville to make a showing of unreasonableness. . . . It was incumbent upon him to negate any reasonable basis for the insurance company’s valuation of his claim." Thus, the expert was also not dispositive. Finally, the Court examined the dueling expert opinions regarding the value of the claim:
As one might expect, the plaintiff’s experts opined that Bellville’s claims had a value well over $300,000, while the defendant’s experts testified that a death case of this type in Iowa would be valued at less than $300,000.

The discrepancy among the expert opinions simply illustrates the obvious: it is difficult, if not impossible, to determine with any precision how the jury will value such a claim, particularly the loss-of-consortium component. . . .

We conclude as a matter of law that a bad faith claim cannot rest on Farm Bureau’s failure to value Bellville’s damages at a level of $415,000. . . . Certainly there may be cases in which the UIM limits are so low or the undisputed damage items so high that there would be no reasonable basis to refuse payment notwithstanding the impossibility of accurately predicting the value of the insured’s damages. . . . But this case is not one of those.


STATE V. SEERING discussed the Iowa no-sex-offenders-within-2000-feet-of-a-school rule.
FACTS
Shortly after his arrival in Riverside, Seering went to the county sheriff’s office to register himself as a sex offender at his new address. An officer told Seering that he was 99.99 percent sure that he was going to be within a two thousand-foot radius of at least a day care, if not a school. Iowa Code section 692A.2A prohibits a person who has committed a sexually violent offense or other crime against a minor from residing within two thousand feet of an elementary or secondary school or child care center. Seering informed the officer that he was hoping to find a new home in Johnson County and would soon move from Riverside.

The officer asked a county employee to prepare a map of Washington County showing the areas where Seering or another offender could live without violating the statute, then he met again with Seering and showed him the map. The officer warned Seering that he had one more week to move to an unrestricted area or he would face charges under the statute.

A few weeks later, the officer went to the Riverside address to determine whether Seering had moved. The owner of the residence told the officer that Seering was still living in the home. When confronted with this information, Seering claimed he was actually living out of his car. After finding no evidence to substantiate Seering’s claim, the officer arrested him for violating the residency restriction. The family then tried to move onto some abandoned farm property in Johnson County, but apparently had difficulties when the owner found out about his sex offender status.

Seering filed a motion to dismiss the criminal charge against him relating to the residency restriction. The district court dismissed, determining the residency restriction statute was unconstitutional on substantive and procedural due process, ex post facto, self-incrimination, and cruel and unusual punishment grounds.

ANALYSIS
1) Substantive Due Process: The fighting issue was what "right" was being violated. The Due Process Clause requires strict scrutiny of laws violating a fundamental right - “whether the government action infringing the fundamental right is narrowly tailored to serve a compelling government interest” - but only a rational basis for laws restricting non-fundamental rights - whether there is “a reasonable fit between the government interest and the means utilized to advance that interest.” Seering called this the “right to the privacy and freedom of association in one’s family” and deemed it fundamental. The State called it the "interest in having unrestricted choice in picking where Seering—or any offender—and, in turn, his family, lives" and deemed it a non-fundamental right. The Court found that an alleged infringement on a familial right is unconstitutional only when an infringement has a direct and substantial impact on the familial relationship:
While the residency restriction may impact the Seerings insofar as they cannot choose the precise location where they can establish their home, it does not absolutely prevent them from living together. In fact, the record establishes that the Seerings specifically successfully lived together through much of the proceedings in this case. These facts lie in contrast to other familial rights cases in which the challenged statute substantially and directly impacted the familial interest.

The Court concluded that "Although freedom of choice in residence is of keen interest to any individual, it is not a fundamental interest entitled to the highest constitutional protection." It found the basis for the statute, the threat of recidivism posed by sex offenders, was rationally related to the law. Though it noted that the law didn't create a perfect solution to the problem, perfection is not required to meet a mere rational basis standard.
2) Procedural Due Process: When state action threatens to deprive the person of a protected liberty or property interest, procedural due process requires notice and opportunity to be heard in a proceeding that is adequate to safeguard the right for which the constitutional protection is invoked. Seering characterized the statute as failing to provide for any hearing. The Court noted that no hearing was required prior to its application: The restriction imposed is based only on status as a convicted sex offender. States are not barred by principles of ‘procedural due process’ from making classifications between sex offenders and others. Because there are no exemptions in the statute, Seering was not entitled to a hearing before he was charged under the statute to attempt to persuade the court that the statute should not be applied to him. It further noted that Seering had been given ample opportunity to challenge the law through the court system, and so while he was entitled to minimum procedural protections, there had been no showing made how the law deprived him of them.
3) Ex Post Facto: These clauses forbid applying newly-enacted punitive measures or higher punishments to conduct or crimes that had already been committed before the new punishments were in place. However, it applies only to criminal punishments not civil penalties (To illustrate, in an OWI the jail and fine are considered criminal punishments, the license revocation is a civil penalty.) To determine the true nature of this law, the Court balanced the issues of whether it promoted the traditional goals of punishment, imposed an affirmative disability or restraint, had a rational relationship to a nonpunitive purpose, and whether it was excessive in its goal of protecting society. The Court found that, considering all these factors, it could not conclude that the statute imposes criminal punishment under this record. For good measure, it noted that even if it was punitive, the statute didn't punish action that had occurred prior to its enactment or punish a crime after its commission - "An offender such as Seering does not face punishment under the statute simply because he is a convicted offender. Instead, punishment may come based only on a violation of the statute." In other words, it defined the criminal charge of violating the statute as the "punishment," not the restriction on residency. I'm still digesting that one.
4) Fifth Amendment: This was a rather clever argument - Seering contended the residency restriction statute compelled him to incriminate himself by its requirement that he register his home address, which was in a restricted area. The Court disagreed, because Seering wasn't challenging the registration requirement, he was challenging the residency restriction:
It is important to understand that the challenge made by Seering in this case relates to the residency restriction imposed under the statute, not the separate registration requirement under the statute. The residency restriction cannot serve to support a claim of self-incrimination because there is nothing about the restriction that compels sex offenders to be witnesses against themselves. Any constitutional infirmity with the registration requirement would not affect the constitutionality of a substantive law making certain conduct criminal. Moreover, even if we assume Seering was compelled to act in a way that incriminated him, the remedy for such an action likely would be the exclusion of his incriminating statements at a subsequent trial, not the wholesale invalidation of the restriction statute.

5) Cruel and Unusual Punishment: The allegation on this charge was not that the residency restriction was a cruel and unusual punishment for a sex offense, but rather that the potential two-year sentence was a cruel and unusual punishment for living in a restricted zone. The Court found that the proportionality was not so disparate as to violate that clause.

Justice Wiggins dissented on the Ex Post Facto portion of the opinion, finding that the statute was sufficiently punitive to be considered punishment. He discusses the fact it basically banishes the offender and his family, that it does act as a restraint, that it did seem to serve the traditional goals of punishment. He goes on to discuss excessiveness:
Although there is a rational connection to a non-punitive purpose, I do believe it is excessive. Section 692A.2A limits the residency of “a person who has committed a criminal offense against a minor, or an aggravated offense, sexually violent offense, or other relevant offense that involved a minor.” Iowa Code § 692A.2A(1). It applies equally to a person convicted of admitting a minor to a premise where obscene material is exhibited in violation of section 728.3 and to a person convicted of first degree sexual abuse in violation of section 709.2. Id. §§ 692A.1(1)(a), 692A.1(5)(k). Section 692A.2A fails to consider the seriousness of the crime, the relationship between the victim and the offender, or the risk of re-offending. By punishing all these offenders with a residency requirement without considering whether a particular offender is a danger to the general public, exceeds the non-punitive purpose of the statute. This is especially true because a sex offender is subject to the residency restrictions for the rest of the sex offender’s life.

Consequently, my analysis of four of the five factors requires me to find the purpose and effect of section 692A.2A is so punitive that it negates the legislature’s objective to be considered as a civil limitation. Therefore, I would affirm the district court’s ruling.


On August 5th, the Court put out decisions on Cedar Rapids v. James Properties, a plat-review case regarding the Rock Island Botanical Preserve that I'm not inclined to summarize, and on State v. Lloyd, an OWI case with an interesting twist. The officer in Lloyd had pulled over his car based on its having no valid plates. However, there was a valid temporary plate sticker in the window, which the officer claimed not to have seen. The issue was whether a stop based on a mistake of fact, not a mistake of law, could form a reasonable basis for stopping a car. (If it could, then the rest of the evidence from the stop was valid. If not, then the evidence needed to be suppressed and good luck in getting that OWI charge.) The Court found that if the mistake was an objectively reasonable one, and it was a mistake of FACT (not law) it could support a reasonable basis for stopping a car. The upshot: It was dark, the mistake was an easy one to make, conviction upheld.

The other criminal law news was in the denial of certiorari on the James Howard Bentley appeal without comment. The record can be found in the appellate portion of Iowa Courts Online under docket number 05-1023 or by his name look under "docket" for the details. NOTE: There's also a James Lavern Bentley, don't get them confused. We may well hear more about this issue in the future.

Monday, August 01, 2005

Upcoming Auditions

City Circle Acting Company

New Play Festival
Arnold Studio
Aug 5 & 6, 7-9 pm
teens & adults needed, no prep necessary

Sweet Charity
Arnold Studio
Aug 28, 3-7 pm
details to follow


ICCT

On Golden Pond Tuesday, August 2 & Wednesday, August 3 with callbacks on
Thursday, August 4. All times 7-10pm. Location is the lower level of Gloria Dei
Lutheran Church on the corner of Market and Dubuque streets. Scripts are on
reserve at the Iowa City Public Library. For more information check out the On
Golden Pond Auditions page.