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In the current presidential candidate debate over McCain's "Obama as Celebrity" ad . . .

Paris Hilton wins.



UPDATE:
An answer to the obvious question "Who did she get to write that script?" - director Adam McKay (“Step Brothers,” “Anchorman”) actually thought it all up and pitched the idea to her. Kudos to McKay for some brilliant humor. Now I just hope that all the commenters who claim to be wanting Paris to run are exercising some serious irony. And that any claims this is an endorsement of McCain or Obama are likewise satiric takes on the desperate amount of spin involved in modern elections.